First Season Shows:
completed February - May 1993

each show runs 27:30 unless otherwise noted
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RIZZO'S BRAIN
This archeological excursion into Philadelphia's spotted underbelly answers those perennial questions: Did Frank Rizzo really have doves flying from his armpits? Are the mummers true artists? Are you really safe? And finally, how many Philadelphia criminals can you identify in this program.... Tune in and find out.

DESERT STORM
Where were you when the bombs started flying? Watching the war on CNN of course... Relive those magic moments, as Termite TV telescopes its own historical spin on the events, with old favorites like Wolf, Norm, and that greatest magician of all, George. Remember, in order for the trick to succeed, you must keep the audience distracted.

TELEVISION
Hear the true confessions of a producer as he makes a sacrificial offer to St. Clare, patroness saint of television. Bow your head to the gleaming giants at the Manayunk antenna farm. Figure out how much it costs to watch your favorite programs. Learn how to change the channel. How many hours of television do you watch a day?

CONSUMERISM
Follow "Only a Test" as we go undercover to a meeting of Victoria's Secret addicts, to discover if feminism and lingerie are really compatible. This half-hour will reveal the true connection between mall grazing and hunting/gathering, and leak the secret about the color of colas. How much does watching TV really cost?

GENDER
Sugar and spice and testosterone and reproductive states of emergency... Termite TV plays doctor with contemporary notions of male and female, and explores constructs like fashion, fishing and feminism. Androgenous babies and obsolete men are just two of the possibilities raised in this show, which poses a final dilemma : are women's bikes really liberating?

NATURE VS. CULTURE
A peculiar fact about termite-tapeworm-fungus-moss art is that it moves always forward, eating its own boundaries, and, likely as not leaves nothing in its path but the signs of eager, industrious, unkempt activity. (Manny Farber, 1962). So begins this fluid amalgam of shorts which question the tension between the natural, non-human world and our innate drive to manipulate, codify, create and control the environment.

CONSPIRACY
THIS IS ONLY A TEST's most controversial show provides a Theory of Everything linking the Kennedy Assassination to the texture of day-old Wonder Bread, Automatic Teller Machines, birth control, disturbed loners, and pussycats. A high priest of conspiracy theology outlines strategies of resistance.

THE WILLOUGHBY SHARP SPECIAL
featuring guest hosts
Connie Coleman & Alan Powell.
Join the Termite TV Collective as we ponder Art in the Seventies. Willoughby Sharp's 1975 performance art piece Cough Up shares screen space with "live" commentary by video artists Connie Coleman and Alan Powell. A profound conceptual statement about spectacle in the information age *or* an idiot man, stoned out of his mind, lights a fire in a bucket? Cough up!

CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS
Termites ponder the idea of "taboo" across a continuum ranging from venial sin, differing standards of physical hygiene, dominant/submissive relationships and, yes, gay sexuality and masturbation. Shame!

LIFE AND DEATH
Autofocus on health and the body. Pathology of the discovery of a large intestinal worm. Reflection on the illness called "menstruation." Talking with the dead. Bladder control and French Toast with a degenerative nerve disease. Macro closeup on recovery from brain surgery. Finding a dentist when you're HIV positive.

ELECTION SPECIAL 1992

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